Delayed Flight # 2

Have you ever noticed how celebrity fragrances smell like Third-World Slave labor?
Have you ever wondered why a celebrity cannot be great at one aspect of entertainment, but mediocre at a bunch?
Have you ever noticed when two celebrities date and split up, they feel it is important to tell the world of their break-up through their publicist? Fill our already fueled junk food minds with some moral standard of support and life long friendship?
Who are they kidding? When did news become mistaken for soap operas?
When I hear or read about these so-called headlines in newspapers, these comments make me want to masturbate the blood from out my veins. End my life now because I’m sick of being looked at as a complete moron.
There’s a reason people break up, there’s a reason why couples decide to split and start a new life that doesn’t include one another. It’s because they couldn’t stand each other any longer.
Like went to love and back to like before it became hate real fucking fast.
It must have gotten to the point where one person had to have said to the other, “Every time I look at you on-screen, it makes me want to push you down the staircase to abort the child we will never have together.”
Obviously, it got to the point where couples therapy was out of the question.
But seriously, why should I give a shit?
David Cross once said in his comedy routine that he now reads newspapers from different countries to read about what’s happening in his country since American papers are filled with bullshit.
And I couldn’t agree with him more when I get a USA Today at my hotel room door step every morning and read, front page, about a celebrity couple calling it quits, or a celebrity douche bag showing off her vagina after spending the evening at a some ritzy club.
I’m sick of hearing about it. I’m sick of hearing my friends and co-workers talk about these matters like they were family members.
We need to stop getting involved because all we are doing is feeding the frenzy even further to help support even more wasted time on celebrity gossip television shows and newspaper rags. We should all realize celebrities could give two shits about us in real life. We are a smart species and shouldn’t be so ignorant. And convenience should not be an excuse any longer because life is a struggle, and that’s what makes it worth living, not hearing about it from others.